_vasilo

@_vasilo

Thinker, believer in sound and hard money. Kykeon🍷

Fort Nakamoto

@FortNakamoto

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Satire & leaks from inside the world’s first Bitcoin Digital Reserve. Fort Knox who?” The Bitcoin Digital Reserve – guarding sound money from fiat tyranny. 📜 About Us: Welcome to Fort Nakamoto, the official (parody) stronghold of the Bitcoin Digital Reserve – the new monetary fortress securing the world’s hardest money. Built on 21 million BTC reserves, we oversee the final transition to hyperbitcoinization. Our mission: 🏰 Decentralized Monetary Policy – Because Satoshi > Jerome Powell. 🔥 Ending Fiat One Meme at a Time – The printer is permanently out of ink. ⚡ Zaps Fund the Treasury – All operations are backed 1:1 by internet magic money. 🔐 Ledger of Truth – We only settle in blocks, not bailouts. 💰 Economic Policies (100% Satirical, Maybe) ✅ All government salaries now paid in Bitcoin. ✅ The Fed is now a Lightning Network routing hub. ✅ Capital gains tax repealed (in our jurisdiction). ✅ Fractional reserve banking? No. We only do whole-coiner reserves. ✅ Treasury bonds replaced with “Proof-of-Work Obligations” (POWOs). 🚀 Join us as we meme the fiat system into irrelevance. Stay sovereign. Stay satirical. Stay zapped. #FortNakamoto #Bitcoin #SoundMoney #OrangePilled #BTCReserve #MemesOverFiat

BitcoinBengals

We are Spots n Snots! Our mom can’t have all the fun here! Our mom is @heatherlarson! We love Bitcoin & chimkin!