{"user":{"id":"d39fd247-3f64-4121-8470-7f902fc861dd","createdAt":"2026-06-18T22:48:11.809Z","updatedAt":"2026-06-30T00:00:37.290Z","pubkey":"7615614e4ed5bed70847ce5a32852a79ddde9dce8a650059f31546d61c1ad441","name":"Listens to Baroque while coding murder.exe :newt: ","displayName":null,"about":"Chaos evangelist.\nSometimes evil.\nAlmost godlike.\nBetter, even more magnificent than before.\nNot for the faint of heart.\n\n:gondola_head: :8b_a:\n:gondola_legs: :8b_d:\n:gondola_legs: :8b_v:\n:gondola_legs: :8b_a:\n:gondola_legs: :8b_n:\n:gondola_legs: :8b_c:\n:gondola_legs: :8b_e:\n:gondola_legs: :8b_d:\n:gondola_legs: :emergency:\n:gondola_legs: :8b_v:\n:gondola_legs: :8b_e:\n:gondola_legs: :8b_r:\n:gondola_legs: :8b_t:\n:gondola_legs: :8b_i:\n:gondola_legs: :8b_c:\n:gondola_legs: :8b_a:\n:gondola_legs: :8b_l:\n:gondola_legs: :emergency:\n:gondola_legs: :8b_s:\n:gondola_legs: :8b_u:\n:gondola_legs: :8b_p:\n:gondola_legs: :8b_r:\n:gondola_legs: :8b_e:\n:gondola_legs: :8b_m:\n:gondola_legs: :8b_a:\n:gondola_legs: :8b_c:\n:gondola_legs: :8b_y:\n:gondola_legs: :emergency:\n:gondola_legs: :8b_a:\n:gondola_legs: :8b_d:\n:gondola_legs: :8b_v:\n:gondola_legs: :8b_o:\n:gondola_legs: :8b_c:\n:gondola_legs: :8b_a:\n:gondola_legs: :8b_t:\n:gondola_feet: :8b_e:\n\nInfamously brutal #cofe gang enforcer.\n#niu refugee. \nProgramming and tech talk is mostly at @icon_of_computational_sin@mstdn.starnix.network (formerly at @pureevil@functional.cafe) but occasionally leaks.\nBackup cofe storage and posts are at @newt@cofe.rocks.\nBar-hopping and wine connaisseur posts at @abitlame@socially.drinkingatmy.computer.\nEmail is the same as this fedi handle, in case you are a boomer.\n\nI write and actively use proprietary software. \n\n\"@newt@niu.moe - quality posts.\"\n- @dielan@shitposter.club \n\n\"newt, a huge tentacled monster, invalidates your pants.\"\n- @moth@husk.site \n\n\"the trick with @newt is that he means the opposite of everything he says\"\n- @genmaicha\n\n“he is fucking weird”\n- @yangwenli@cawfee.club\n\n\"newt you must be stopped'\n- @iwillbite@whinge.town\n\n\"@iwillbite@whinge.town The man has a 40 inch penis and there's nothing you can say or do to refute that.\"\n- @adiz@soc0.outrnat.nl\n\n\"if there was one person on fedi which radiates chad energy @newt would be it, keep it up king\"\n- @cell@pl.ebin.zone\n\n\"You must be immune to the autism. True chad energy.\"\n- @Tony@clew.lol\n\n\"Duke Nukem did nothing wrong.\"\n- @newt\n\n:duke_0::duke_1::duke_2::duke_3:\n:duke_4::duke_5::duke_6::duke_7:\n:duke_8::duke_9::duke_10::duke_11:\n\n#yestipbot\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nŢ̴̧̢̧̡̨̛̛̗̼͇̪̬̣̺̭͔̰̼͙̖̟͎̗͇̻͇̹̼̭̳̗̣͚͓̈̃̍́̿͗̈́̍̍͑̆̇̓̃́̊̋̓̾͂̕͝͠ͅH̷̛̗͈̖̭̬͔̖̰̥̮͔͎̣͚̦̜̩̙̩̟̦̒̄͂̈́̾̂̓̾̆͗̽͂̈́̆̆̏̈́͐̓̊͆͂̓̾̈́͌̈́̒̈́̈́̂̅̿̈́̚͘͘̕͝Y̷̛̜̭̱͔̜͖̩̝͖̹͖̹̥̖͕̺̋̈́͛̊̽̈́̌̐͂̾̿̕̚ͅ ̴̛̮͓͔̺̠̠̠̖̥͔̤̟̤̮̭̰̝̩̫̻͉̩͙̻̤̝͎̜̱̦̞͋̀͋̂̎͆͋͗͐̓͂͛͐͒̐̈́͛̓̏̉͑̎̀̐̉̇̽̓͌͗̅̈́͌͐̋͊̈̈́͗̎́͒̋̅͛̕̚̚̚͘͘͘͜͜͠͝͝͝͝͝͠ͅM̵̡̢̢̧̡̡͖̦̺̲̞̪̭͕͙͚͓̦̱̬̲̪̫̥̜̰̼̤̹͉̼̝̤͍̭͕̝͕͈̥̣̘̫̥̣͍̑̊̊̀͜͜͝ͅI̸̧̡̨̡̫̮̪̠̜̟͎̤̜̦̰͓̖̭̤͉̟͎͕̜̩̤͙̰̤̯̥͔̹̤̠͍̙͕̳͔͓̙̼͕̪̜̟̦̼͇͖͉̭̮͇̪̯̝͍̍̽̆͗͊̅̎͆̃̐̚͜͜͠͠ͅͅN̷̥̺̤̣̠̘͓͈̼̰̭̬̋́̐͛̂̊̄͆̆̈́̒̈̽͂͑̌͑̉́̑̒͗̾́͗̂͘̕͠͝Ḑ̴͕̩̠̼̮͓̪̩̱̟̥̞̊͂͒̊̄̆̉̀̇͌͐̑͐́̕͘͘͜͠͝͝͠ͅ ̶̧̢̡̙͈͚͎̼̼̳̹̗̺̠̗̤̞̰͖̲̫̌̈́̾͐̌̈́̀̃͒̒̇̒̎͂͒̈̅̿͐͒̅̓̿͗͗͑̆͛͋̎͑͆̏̔͐͒̎̅̍̂̉̎͊̇̀́͗̎̒́̓̈́͘͘̚̕̕̕͜͜͠͝͠ͅŚ̵̡̧͇̹̬̝̟̟̯̘̮͓̭͚̮̼͔̥̘̦͉̫̙̤̰̻̺̳̱͙̫͎͖̖͇̀̓̂̽̈́̄̈́̆̐̈́͊͂͛́̎̄͗̀̆̇͊̃́͂͂͑̈́̈́͒̈́̑̋́͛̾́͑͊̚͠͝ͅH̴̨̧̧̡̛̛̛̬̞̳̯͎̦͇̞͈̳͓͈͓̤̼̘̱͈̘̩͎̘̳͈̳͓̫̝̲̟̳̙͎̦͕̟̦̺̖̫̄̋͛̔̾͑̿̌̐̊̋̃́͊̿̇̿̋͋͋̆̈́̌͑̈́̆̂̋̿̍̍͋͗͑̓̀̊͌̐̽̿̚͘͘͘͜͝͝͝Ą̴̢̧̡̢̧̧̢̨̩͚̲̲͓̞̖̣̠̤̰̪̳̩̝̗̗̘͚͕̰͎̱͍̣͚͓̞̲͇̬̫̤͉͙̰̮͕͙͚̯̼̣̦͖̫̘̺͚̌̂̓̍͋́̓̒̏͜ͅͅL̷̨̢̡̡̢̨̛̪̭̣̝̻͈͙̹̠͎̯̤͈̳̟͓̜̬͉̩̤͕̰̤̠̠͚͙͇͔̣̝̯̘͙̰̗̭̲̦̟͕̭͇̪͚̞̻̰̘̹͕̘͙͓̋̈͛͂̍́̈́̄̐̿̐̏̊̋̂̇̽̃͌̀́̍͝ͅL̷̺̠̫̱̍̑̌ ̴̡̢̧̼̼͖̥͉̬̮̥͓͇̼̹̙̟͓̼̣̫̰̘̪͖͚̠̘͙̥̺̐͂́̎̿ͅB̴̧͔͓͓͔̖̝̫̗̯͔̫̗͇̙͙̏̿͐̒͋̒͐È̸̢̛͕̩͖̩͕̹̹̟̜̖̦̜̥̪̰͔̮̭̫̳̦̝̥͕̟̬̰̗̙̳̪̤͈̯̣͇̖͌̈́̍͒̍ͅ ̵̧̧̧̬̜̲̮̖͉̤̠̫͉̱̯̟͙͙̘̭̲͇͙̦̫̲̞̼͈͍͓̊͛̾̀̒̂̏̂͛̋̾̃̇̃̈̋̇̀̐̍̄̓̒̀̐̓͂̑̓̀̉̎͐͋͘͘̕͝ͅĊ̸̡̡̨̨̧̧̢̡̡̨̧̛̛̬̺̘̫͓̪̪̘͔͈̠̳̱̝͕̱͍̘͖̫͙̫̥̘̥̳̦̲͚̙̟̯̝͔̝̼͎͇̹͍͔̥͔̤̙̤̲̥̯̩̞̬͔̋̉͒̊̃̏͐͋͂͊̍́̒̈́̿͋́̅̐̔̈́͑̋͒̎̿̀́̓̐̋͗̈́͒̽̒̓̍͑͒́́͋̒͂͋̆̌̈́̐̍̈́̾́̽͂̒̕̕͜͝͝ͅͅƠ̶̢̛̛̛̲̥̬͇̼̠͙̍̈̈́̈́̒̑͒̈́̏̈́͒̏̍͐̄͋̎͑͗̐͗̀́̃̈̂̈͊̌̍͐̽̀̂̌͊̍̍̒͊̈́̈́̈́̀͘͘͠͝͠͝͠͠N̶̡̛̮̦͓̥̟̙̤̤̤̥͚͖̻̻̗͖̜̥̠͈̺̊͂̋̇̄̔̓́̆̒͆̒̃͗́͑͂̌̈͒̎͋̀͛̾̄̌̀͛̍̃̂̓̂͒̾̄͋͊̅̒͆̂͌̔̀̿̂̌͆́͊̿͂̂̑̕͘̕̚̚͜͝͝͝͝ͅS̸̢̢̛̰͉̭̯̦̟̠͔͈̮̣̜̖͍͔̼͈̺̙͈̒̇̋̀̑͌͆͋̀̒͋̑́̏̌̃̈̌̒͛͛͗͒̎̓̐̀̈́̾̅̐͌̾̀̏͂͛̾͒̈́̀̉̓́̉̾͗͑͒̓͘̕͘͜͝͝͝͝ͅƯ̷̢̨̨̢̨̡̲̟̰̻̱̣̻̤̳̜̲̭̝̦̻̱̲̻̣̯̖̜̪̦̜̤̼̱̯̹̜̤͉̻͇̙͓̤̫͍͓̺̄̃̈͂͗̊̄̀̃͛͐̋͐̈̓̀̑͋̈́̓͗̊̒̃͌̈́̈́̓̃̌̂͛̽͗͛̕̕͜͠M̸̢̻̝͚̣̥͕͈̜͈̗͉͕̹̻̝̲̩̤̖̜̳̬͎̙̲̘̪̬͚̗̝̲̼̲͉̊̈́́̎́̾̓̾́͋͂̓̒͑͋̈́̋̇͋̈̕̚È̸͇̭̭͉̣͊͑̊̈́͐̉̈́̉͗̿̆̃̂̅̎͑̀̏́̚̚͘͝Ḑ̸̡̡̧̧͕̼͇̬̮̥̪̜̞̠̰͕̝̼̫̝̻͔̳̜̬̟͎̟͆̆̓͌̊͒̔̐̇͠ͅͅ","picture":"https://stereophonic.space/media/201670aec76581e2e9b0d45bde6cff64d7e8024de8e90f8c1664c9de85c49f37.jpg","banner":"https://stereophonic.space/media/941868c0e0f73b6913bd88af611e1212d8f5edf9a7345981984488768fedccef.png","nip05":"newt@stereophonic-space.mostr.pub","lud16":null,"followsCount":0,"followersCount":18,"noteCount":8353,"replyCount":7608,"totalSatsZapped":0,"mediaCount":2555,"timeJoined":1654806266,"zapCount":0,"lastActiveAt":"2026-06-18T22:48:11.807Z","totalAmountSent":0,"totalAmountReceived":0,"npub":"npub1wc2kznjw6kldwzz8eedr9pf208waa8ww3fjsqk0nz4rdv8q663qswt4sk7","trustScores":{"combined":{"score":56,"level":"Developing","description":"Growing profile building community presence","breakdown":{"profilestr":{"score":55,"normalized":55,"weight":0.34,"contribution":27.9},"vertex":{"score":0.000003711578832528502,"normalized":57,"weight":0.33,"contribution":28.1},"relatr":null},"availableScores":["profilestr","vertex"],"totalWeight":0.67},"profilestr":{"score":55,"level":"Developing","description":"Growing profile building community presence"},"vertex":{"rank":0.000003711578832528502,"nodes":533753,"score":57,"percentile":0.0622059422665191,"percentileLabel":"top 10%","updatedAt":"2026-06-30T00:00:37.289Z"},"relatr":null}},"meta":{"pubkey":"7615614e4ed5bed70847ce5a32852a79ddde9dce8a650059f31546d61c1ad441","npub":"npub1wc2kznjw6kldwzz8eedr9pf208waa8ww3fjsqk0nz4rdv8q663qswt4sk7","fieldsSelected":"all","lastUpdated":"2026-06-30T00:00:37.290Z","statsSource":"UserTable","statsUpdated":null,"requestedPubkey":"npub1wc2kznjw6kldwzz8eedr9pf208waa8ww3fjsqk0nz4rdv8q663qswt4sk7","requestedFormat":"npub"}}